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I don’t give a fuck how awesome she is, you are dating a fat white dude who lives at home with his mum. I once arranged to meet up with this chick who was everything I ever wanted. When I got there, her brother was waiting to pick me up. I never did meet her, though, even after agreeing to give her brother a blow job in exchange for a lift to the cinema to see her. Oh well, I guess she wasn’t the one for me…

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Personally, I don't have a problem jacking off to a spam bot.

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  1. I ended up with the cat.


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