Have you ever stopped and asked yourself – What is the point of living? NO? Well I bet these cunts have. Welcome to your local Microsoft store where everyday you wished you worked at the apple store so you didn’t have to dance like a fat dick head.
This is an amazing store, the employees seem really excited and engaged, almost happy to be at work. My favorite parts are when people walking in the mall come inside the store, join in the dancing and have some fun. The amazing thing is that people are in the store for hours, they love interacting with the software and learning about new technology.
‘Really excited’, ‘engaged’, ‘people are in the store for hours’ – This employee is obviously fucked in the head. Who is engaged at work, huh? Oh that’s right – you are a fat dork with no future except for pimping shitty Microsoft products and dancing like a monkey for your cash. Too bad that chick looks like a fucking slapper, I could almost have watched a full 30 seconds of the video. Let me know what happens, oh yeah, Microsoft FAILS!