What the fuck is wrong with Australians and when did we become a country of fucking halfwit morons? I’m sick to fucking death of my language being butchered by pseudo literate fucks and their lack of legitimate comprehension of the written word. The problem is that for some unknown reason the word programme has become program. Now you might be saying ‘what the fuck?’ program doesn’t have a ‘mme’ in it? Well, I hope you die of anal cancer you clueless fuck. The sad truth is that Australians no longer have any concept of their language. Most ‘Gen Y’ boofheads think that LOL and WTF are in the Australian English dictionary. So just in case you take pride in being an Aussie, and you want to keep it real – here is a short lesson in English, dickhead.
This ‘American spelling’ is ONLY EVER used when referring to computers, for example:
- ‘Computer programs made by Microsoft are shit.’
The correct spelling of the word programme is used for EVERY other inference, like so…
- ‘What crappy American T.V. programme shall we watch tonight?’
- ‘My Nazi personal trainer has me on this concentration camp style fitness programme.’
- ‘Pass me the programme guide, maggot.’
So, think you’re king shit now? Take the Offensive Gamers English test! Simply correct the spelling of the sentence below.
The I.T. boofhead said…
“How the fuck do I program this program that records programs about making programs?”