All this talk about Boy cocks is making me thirsty! (That’s what I would be saying If I were a pansy arse gamer from the stone age playing FPS’s with a keyboard and mouse.) On the other hand, maybe I would just wrap the fucking cord around my neck and rid the world of one more retarded dick head?
That’s right, folks. There is currently an online attempt to boycott Infinity Wards MW2 because PC gamers want dedicated servers and to be able to make helicopters turn into big fucking dildo’s in the sky with their mum’s mods. What these dick heads fail to realise is – PC gaming is dead! No one gives a shit about some loser with a small penis masturbating with Mountain dew because he ran out of his dad’s Vagisil. EA and IW couldn’t give less of a shit about the ever shrinking PC gaming market or the fact that these chumps have sent back their pre-orders. Like their cocks, This shrinkage has been a long time coming and finally with this generation’s consoles, it is upon us. So here’s an idea – stop whining like a bunch of piss-ant bitches and go and buy a console, morons. No one cares about you, or your fucking PC.
Just when you thought these queens couldn’t whine any more… WRONG! Check out this YT video outlining the complaints PC gamers have with IW. Watch the video and seriously laugh your arse off at these poor fools!