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The price of consoles and games in Australia is now just fuckin’ stupid. The big three companies, Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo are blatantly forcing Australian consumers to pay sometimes more than double the U.S. price for the same product with service and support below par of other nations. Now granted, Australians have the largest penises in the world, and we certainly have the best looking women, but this doesn’t account for the pathetic price gouging being committed by these turds. Now some of you pathetic corporate sympathisers with small testicles, may be saying, ‘but they have to ship their hardware all the way to some stupid continent at the arse end of the world’ and you may be right. But I would say to you, shut the fuck up, butt-pirate! To send a box on a leaky ship from Asia to America is far more costly and further for the tiny Asians to row than it is to practically train their wares through the Golden Triangle to God’s country! ‘But what about the exchange rate, doesn’t that count? No you fuckin’ halfwit – It doesn’t! The Australian dollar is like an Aussies cock – rock hard and fucking worth more than some limp and crippled economy like America! So what’s the deal Sony and Co? Are you charging us more because your manhood is all shrivelled up like a tiny slug or is it because you are just blatantly ripping off the Aussie consumer like cunts?

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Hey - when you're already a criminal - who gives a fuck who you rip-off?

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2 Comments

  1. why are you so angry?

  2. Fuck off dick head.


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